It’s a cold, dreary, and drizzly day here in Southern Cali-FORN-I-A. And of course, what does that make me think of? Junk food, of course. I mean, I am a Philly gal who grew up eating a mixture of super healthy Korean food and then eating Tastykakes, Philly cheesesteaks, and Rita’s Water Ice. (Just an FYI…we pronounce it Wuh-duh) Strange, but factual.
I’m a healthy eater because I’m not one of those chicks that can eat whatever they want without any sort of waistband repercussions. That’s actually my cousin who can down a half bag of Hershey’s white chocolate miniatures, half a bag of Oreo’s and half a bag of Ruffle’s chips and somehow proclaim herself to still be hungry. (No, she doesn’t throw it up) The rest of us have eat veggies and work out. UGH.
But you know, I’m human and crave junk food. But there are certain foods (Frankenfoods) for which all bets are off. These are my top 5 picks.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Anything (Right now, its the Pumpkins)
JIF Peanut Butter (No, not the healthy, all-natural kind)
TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets
Chicken Cheesesteak w/Provolone
I think that for my last meal on earth, I would somehow incorporate all these delicious things onto my gigantic plate. Oh, and there would need to be a really, really good Cab or Malbec. Nothing tastes better with junk food than a couple of glasses of a good red. Just sayin’